“I did my Purification Rundown at Mace-Kingsley when I was six years old.”
“Mace-Kingsley’s Purif is hopping with kid in the sauna sweating out toxins and radiation left and right!”
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? What kid is loaded with drug deposits?
Oh kiddo… wait until you graduate up to pushing body thetans out of your head. Scientology takes the imaginary beings nonsense to a whole new level of crazy.
And seriously, what kid talks like this? Indoctrinating young kids into this lunacy is unconscionable – Scientology has ruined way too many childhoods.
Hear that parents? Rejoice because Mace-Kingsley will now help your child get rid of their monsters (and replace them with new ones). And how will they do this? That’s right – with the power of LRH tech!
And once your precious little ones are freed from their pesky engrams and body thetans Mace-Kingsley will introduce them to their new monsters – Sea Org regges and recruiters who are desperate for fresh young bodies with weak minds to exploit and abuse.
And the wonderful folks at Mace-Kingsley will do all this for just a few thousand dollars. Yay!
Hey kids, getting indoctrinated into Scientology is super fun!
Wow that fish at the bottom right sure looks downtone. He must have crimes!
Greg makes an odd point about children getting auditing and then thriving professionally which includes working for the Sea Org. Sounds like child abuse to me.
An 18 month old child has “gotten rid of unwanted negative emotions from enturbulating situations in her environment.” Umm… ok.
Wait until her sister says “COB is weird” or “I don’t like Scientology any more” and Scientology orders her to disconnect and never see her again.
Let’s see what she thinks of “Standard Tech” then.
Today’s children will become tomorrow’s Sea Org slaves
Mace Kingsley wants to get your kids on and up the bridge because it’s never too early to start indoctrinating people into the Scientology cult. Hell, they’ll even start auditing your kid in the womb! This of course makes for tricky metering but hey… they’re pros at warming up those cans first. 😉
Yet another fun mailer from Mace-Kingsley. And nothing says dangerous quackery like bragging about putting an 8 year old through the purification rundown. Seriously that is freaking child abuse!
For those that don’t know the purification rundown is a Scientology drug and toxin “detox” that requires spending 5 hours a day in a scorching sauna for about 30 days on average. It’s a grueling program for adults not to mention little children. Given that the science behind it is extremely dubious and that it would be rare to find a kid with a drug/toxicity problem putting children through this program is absolutely insane. But that’s Scientology for you…
And hey, Greg Smith is fresh back from his recent indoctrination at Flag and he’s ready to get your little ones whipped into shape so they can face Xenu and the “wall of fire”!