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Mace-Kingsley Advertising Medically Dangerous Scientology Detox For Kids

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“I did my Purification Rundown at Mace-Kingsley when I was six years old.”

“Mace-Kingsley’s Purif is hopping with kid in the sauna sweating out toxins and radiation left and right!”

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? What kid is loaded with drug deposits?

Another Child Auditing “Success” From Mace-Kingsley

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Oh kiddo… wait until you graduate up to pushing body thetans out of your head. Scientology takes the imaginary beings nonsense to a whole new level of crazy.

And seriously, what kid talks like this? Indoctrinating young kids into this lunacy is unconscionable – Scientology has ruined way too many childhoods.

Mace-Kingsley Will Get Rid Of Your Child’s Monsters!

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Hear that parents? Rejoice because Mace-Kingsley will now help your child get rid of their monsters (and replace them with new ones). And how will they do this? That’s right – with the power of LRH tech!

And once your precious little ones are freed from their pesky engrams and body thetans Mace-Kingsley will introduce them to their new monsters – Sea Org regges and recruiters who are desperate for fresh young bodies with weak minds to exploit and abuse.

And the wonderful folks at Mace-Kingsley will do all this for just a few thousand dollars. Yay!

Mace-Kingsley Will Prepare Your Child For The Sea Org!

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Hey kids, getting indoctrinated into Scientology is super fun!

Wow that fish at the bottom right sure looks downtone. He must have crimes!

Greg makes an odd point about children getting auditing and then thriving professionally which includes working for the Sea Org. Sounds like child abuse to me.

An 18 month old child has “gotten rid of unwanted negative emotions from enturbulating situations in her environment.” Umm… ok.

More Child “Processing” With Mace-Kingsley

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Wait until her sister says “COB is weird” or “I don’t like Scientology any more” and Scientology orders her to disconnect and never see her again.

Let’s see what she thinks of “Standard Tech” then.

Mace Kingsley Wants To Get Your Child On The Bridge!

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Today’s children will become tomorrow’s Sea Org slaves

Mace Kingsley wants to get your kids on and up the bridge because it’s never too early to start indoctrinating people into the Scientology cult. Hell, they’ll even start auditing your kid in the womb! This of course makes for tricky metering but hey… they’re pros at warming up those cans first. 😉

Mace-Kingsley Brags About Putting 8 Year Old Through Purification Rundown

Yet another fun mailer from Mace-Kingsley. And nothing says dangerous quackery like bragging about putting an 8 year old through the purification rundown. Seriously that is freaking child abuse!

For those that don’t know the purification rundown is a Scientology drug and toxin “detox” that requires spending 5 hours a day in a scorching sauna for about 30 days on average. It’s a grueling program for adults not to mention little children. Given that the science behind it is extremely dubious and that it would be rare to find a kid with a drug/toxicity problem putting children through this program is absolutely insane. But that’s Scientology for you…

And hey, Greg Smith is fresh back from his recent indoctrination at Flag and he’s  ready to get your little ones whipped into shape so they can face Xenu and the “wall of fire”!

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Mace-Kingsley Warns Radiation Is Everywhere!

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Radiation is Everywhere!!!

And the solution to the constant bombardment of radiation is… the Scientology purification rundown at Mace-Kingsley!!!!

According to the “medical experts” at Mace-Kingsley everyday sources of deadly radiation include:

  • Cell Phones & Towers
  • Microwaves
  • TVs
  • Computers
  • Plane Flights
  • Nuclear Power Plants
  • Medical Tests
  • Radiated Food
  • Airport Security
  • Scanners
  • Power Lines
  • Household
  • Wiring
  • Electrical Appliances
  • Radon Gas in Buildings
  • Sunlight
  • Very Bright Moonlight
  • Automobiles
  • Bicycles
  • Trees
  • Marcabian Spies
  • Wog Schools
  • Restimulated Body Thetans
  • Very Dense Farts
  • Non-Scientologists
  • Non-LRH Books
  • SMERSH
  • Psychs!!!

Even if you’ve only been exposed to one of these you are in grave danger!!!

Per Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard (acclaimed nuclear physicist and professor emeritus of quackery, woo and flimflammery at the esteemed University of Bulgravia) radiation quickly builds up in your body and scrambles your thinking – and only Scientology can save you!

It is a proven fact that the only places on earth that are safe from the constant deadly onslaught of deadly radiation are the specially shielded purif saunas at Churches of Scientology and Mace-Kingsley!!!

In short radiation is everywhere and it is infecting your body as you read this! If your child does not do their purification rundown at Mace-Kingsley they could lose their eternity!!!

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And don’t forget that with the new Golden Age of Tech Phase 2 purification rundown you get to wear the spiffy new GAT2 purif-exclusive radiation-blocking uniform!! Here you can see it modeled by Mace-Kingsley’s most recent purification rundown completion who is also our new purif I/C!

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Mace-Kingsley’s new purif I/C looks forward to supervising your little ones in the sauna!!!

Do not hesitate as your child’s eternity is at stake – Do the purification rundown at Mace-Kingsley today!!!

Mace-Kingsley Sets 4 Year Old Straight With Scientology

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For the past few days, my four-year-old daughter M. wasn’t being her usual enthusiastic self and she was not wanting to go to school or session. Today, Diane went out of her way (exchange 4*) to come to our house to help her. And WOW, when I came home from work yesterday, she was completely full of energy, happy, creative, enthusiastic…her normal self again!!

I was so uptone myself to see this because I had felt hopeless in the morning and so sad and worried that I had to leave her to go to work. We created, laughed, danced and shared together last night and it was so fun to see her happy!

Thanks for all of you at Mace Kingsley, you are the best group in the world and I am so proud to be part of it!!! Thanks Diane for coming to us, I couldn’t ask for anything more. You as a group, all of you are absolutely in exchange 4*!!

“Sincerely, G.” [M.’s Mommy]

Maybe kiddo didn’t want to go to school and session because the Scientologists are weird and upsetting with their strange questions. Ever consider that?

I can’t help but wonder what process Diane used on the kid. Did she put her on the cans and give her a children’s sec-check to uncover her naughty misdeeds?Or did she merely tell her that “out-ethics” children get their toys taken away forever and that she better put on a good show for mommy when she gets home or else?

And hey, what could possibly go wrong with leaving your kid alone all day with a professional Scientologist?

“Hey guess what? Little M. originated that she wanted to join the Sea Org so I took her to Flag where she signed her billion year contract – isn’t that wonderful?”

*Exchange 4 refers to the fourth condition of exchange – “exchange in abundance or give more than what is expected.”

Mace-Kingsley Heals Blind Child With Scientology!

Well praise the lord Scientology heals the blind! Well at least according to those whacky folks at Mace-Kingsley it does. And when her parents say that “She really seems to have taken more responsibility and become more aware” does that mean she audited out her whole track overts from millions of years ago that were causing her blindness? Because it sure sounds like that’s what they mean.

Did baby blow up a planet and get blinded by the explosion? Well that’s nothing Mace-Kingsley can’t fix with “the miracle of LRH’s technology” and a boatload of cash from mommy and daddy.

And of course her improvements had absolutely nothing to do with her doctors – nope, why they’re just suppressive wog medicos – what do they know? They’d probably suppressively deny this poor child the lifesaving benefits of the purification rundown which Mace-Kingsley will likely have her doing soon since all kids are chock full of drugs and toxins!

You’re never too young to spend 30-40 days in a sauna choking down handfuls of vitamins and magic woo – hope baby likes cal-mag!

Wonder what the FDA would have to say about this?

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The most miraculous things have happened with my daughter since starting her auditing at Mace-Kingsley. She was born with a rare eye disease and began seeing eye specialists at two months old. We were told that she was about legally blind and would likely lose her vision.

Before starting her auditing, she was obviously visually impaired quite a bit; she would not hold eye contact or track an object with her eyes. We were seeing retina specialists, pediatric ophthalmologists, neurologists and physical therapists regularly. She started her auditing and the most amazing things began to happen. She was suddenly so in communication! She started looking at people and objects! She became more independent and more out going.

She now no longer has to see doctors all the time. Her retina specialist said that her eyes are repairing themselves and we now only see him once every two months (whereas before it was every two weeks). She no longer attends physical therapy as she met all of her Physical Therapy goals way ahead of schedule!

She really seems to have taken more responsibility and become more aware. I’m so proud of her! And she can definitely see very well now! I know that making the decision to get her auditing here was the right thing. I know its going to have a huge impact on the rest of her life.

Thanks to the awesome staff at Mace-Kingsley and to her auditor, Diane! And of course thanks to LRH for this amazing technology. Words can’t really express my gratitude.”

~C.N., parent of a 12-month old