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A Hymn of Scientology Expansion

This was inspired by John Alex Wood’s latest bit of nonsense on Twitter…

John Alex Wood Scientology Tweet

Sung to the tune of Jesus Loves Me:

We’re expanding this I know
For Miscavige tells me so
All orgs will be Saint Hill size
Critics’ mouths are filled with lies

Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Miscavige tells me so

Ideal orgs will do a treat
Flood our cult with fresh raw meat
Anyone who disagrees
I must disconnect from thee

Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Miscavige tells me so

Stats that reach toward the sky
A cleared planet is surely nigh
A wink and twinkle in his eye
COB would never lie

Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Yes, we’re expanding
Cuz Slappy tells me so

No one’s coming in our orgs
They all laugh and say we’re Borg
Little man upon a stage
Masks his shame with slaps of rage

Rev Slappy Miscavige

The Pied Piper of Hemet – Rev. Slappy Miscavige

 

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Mace-Kingsley Advertising Medically Dangerous Scientology Detox For Kids

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“I did my Purification Rundown at Mace-Kingsley when I was six years old.”

“Mace-Kingsley’s Purif is hopping with kid in the sauna sweating out toxins and radiation left and right!”

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? What kid is loaded with drug deposits?

Another Child Auditing “Success” From Mace-Kingsley

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Oh kiddo… wait until you graduate up to pushing body thetans out of your head. Scientology takes the imaginary beings nonsense to a whole new level of crazy.

And seriously, what kid talks like this? Indoctrinating young kids into this lunacy is unconscionable – Scientology has ruined way too many childhoods.

Mace-Kingsley Will Prepare Your Child For The Sea Org!

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Hey kids, getting indoctrinated into Scientology is super fun!

Wow that fish at the bottom right sure looks downtone. He must have crimes!

Greg makes an odd point about children getting auditing and then thriving professionally which includes working for the Sea Org. Sounds like child abuse to me.

An 18 month old child has “gotten rid of unwanted negative emotions from enturbulating situations in her environment.” Umm… ok.

Race For LRH’s Birthday!!!

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Hey folks, are you ready to play the Ideal Org game?!? After all it’s only money and old Tubby Hubbard’s cakes don’t come cheap!

And gosh, look what the winning org gets. An acknowledgement party put on by none other than those wild and crazy cats at CLO WUS*! You know what they say – ain’t no party like a CLO WUS party!!!!!

* Continental Liason Organization Western U.S.

More Child “Processing” With Mace-Kingsley

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Wait until her sister says “COB is weird” or “I don’t like Scientology any more” and Scientology orders her to disconnect and never see her again.

Let’s see what she thinks of “Standard Tech” then.

Bridge Publications Surveying Scientologists About Jewelry

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I received this curious email yesterday evening. For some reason Bridge Publications wants to know where Scientologists purchase their fine jewelry. The survey consists of the following 5 questions:

  1. What jewelers have you purchased your fine jewelry from in the past or in present time?
  2. If you were going to purchase high-end 18K gold jewelry, where would you go to get it?
  3. What is your processing level?
  4. What is your training level?
  5. What region do you live in?