Radiation is Everywhere!!!
And the solution to the constant bombardment of radiation is… the Scientology purification rundown at Mace-Kingsley!!!!
According to the “medical experts” at Mace-Kingsley everyday sources of deadly radiation include:
- Cell Phones & Towers
- Microwaves
- TVs
- Computers
- Plane Flights
- Nuclear Power Plants
- Medical Tests
- Radiated Food
- Airport Security
- Scanners
- Power Lines
- Household
- Wiring
- Electrical Appliances
- Radon Gas in Buildings
- Sunlight
- Very Bright Moonlight
- Automobiles
- Bicycles
- Trees
- Marcabian Spies
- Wog Schools
- Restimulated Body Thetans
- Very Dense Farts
- Non-Scientologists
- Non-LRH Books
- SMERSH
- Psychs!!!
Even if you’ve only been exposed to one of these you are in grave danger!!!
Per Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard (acclaimed nuclear physicist and professor emeritus of quackery, woo and flimflammery at the esteemed University of Bulgravia) radiation quickly builds up in your body and scrambles your thinking – and only Scientology can save you!
It is a proven fact that the only places on earth that are safe from the constant deadly onslaught of deadly radiation are the specially shielded purif saunas at Churches of Scientology and Mace-Kingsley!!!
In short radiation is everywhere and it is infecting your body as you read this! If your child does not do their purification rundown at Mace-Kingsley they could lose their eternity!!!
And don’t forget that with the new Golden Age of Tech Phase 2 purification rundown you get to wear the spiffy new GAT2 purif-exclusive radiation-blocking uniform!! Here you can see it modeled by Mace-Kingsley’s most recent purification rundown completion who is also our new purif I/C!
Mace-Kingsley’s new purif I/C looks forward to supervising your little ones in the sauna!!!
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And all Ideal Orgs are radiation free!! This is per policy Future Anti Radiation Tech or FART!
Yes but only if fresh FART is applied to the walls each and every week! This is quite expensive as it requires the finest imported beans and rice. Yet another reason to move up in status today!