Mace-Kingsley Teen Career Program

Mace Kingsley Teen Career Mailer - Side 1
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Parents, don’t send your children into the out-ethics, psych-infested wog world looking for work. Let Mace-Kingsley prepare your kids for one of the many exciting and rewarding careers in the Sea Org!

  • SP transcriptionist
  • OSA entheta investigator and internet safety specialist
  • telex operator
  • professional letter writer (registrar)
  • clay demo cleanup specialist
  • asbestos removal technician
  • bean cook
  • rice cook
  • CMO ashtray holder and cigarette lighter
  • oiliness table cleanup specialist
  • Dianetics book street vendor
  • film dust particle removal technician
  • IAS fund raiser

After all – what could be more rewarding than forwarding command intention and expanding Scientology while earning a competitive salary of up to $1 per day?

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2 responses to “Mace-Kingsley Teen Career Program

  1. I’m pretty sure I could cook both rice and beans. Do I get $2 a day?

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